Home Alone

I put  my wife and daughter on a plane bound for blighty last night for some UK shopping, catching up with family and other things so am home alone. At times like this I always seem to get the same questions from friends asking how I'll cope alone and what will I eat. I haven't thought up a snappy come-back yet to this yet but really... come on! I'm a grown man and can cook. Even if I couldn't its not rocket science to simply open a tin of baked beans and eat them with toast. In fact there's a lot to be said for the humble baked bean. A nice tasty meal with entertainment thrown in when they reach the end of the digestion process. Name that tune with farts instead of piano. Dinner and a show; what more could you want.

Anyway, rather than rocking back and forth in my chair and drooling into my beans I arrived home from work, took the dog for a quick walk, poured myself a glass of single malt, put some Divine Comedy on the stereo and started to cook.

Tonight I mostly had pork with creamy mashed potatoes and fresh green beans. While I prepared this feast I also cooked something for Wednesday and Thursday to save me from cooking after getting home from work. (I get home late you see). I went back to the old favorite of stew made with fresh vegatables and a small quantity of meat and beer. Very simple to make too. Just fry a couple of chopped onions in some olive oil until soft, roll the diced meat in flour, salt pepper and rosemary then fry with the onions. After a few minutes pour in two bottles of beer and your choice of vegetables (and it really is your choice). I used chunky cut carrots, new potatoes, light green cabbage and garlic.

Add a stock cube, top up with water, bring to the boil then turn down the heat, cover the pot and simmer for an hour or so. Fantastic and so easy to make. It will be great tomorrow after resting overnight.

No photos with this one. My wife took the camera with her.

So for all those who doubt a man can cope on his own, watch this space as I blog a variety of easy and practical meals over the next two weeks.

The inevitable attempt at paella

We had some friends over recently, guests from Gibraltar and others from nearby La Linea. I wanted to make paella however felt a little trepidation seeing as our guests would know how a real paella should taste. Still, not being one to run away from a challenge I gathered the ingredients together and started to work.

There are many variations of this dish however I chose to make a mixta being a combination of meat and sea food. The ingredients I used are listed as follows;

Fresh chicken pieces, enough for each guest to have one piece;
Fresh mussles;
Fresh calamares (or prawns if you prefer);
1 large onion, chopped;
2 cloves of garlc;
One large green pepper;
One cup of garden peas;
Paella rice;
Paella seasoning*;
Salt and pepper to taste; and
One and a half pints of chicken stock.

* This admittedly is a cheat however the local Spanish supermarket, Mercadona sells a ready made seasoning mix which is just perfect for the job. If you can't get this where you are email me on recipes@burningdownthekitchen.co.uk and I'll send some to you (for a small fee of course :-)

As with most dishes, start by slowly frying the onion in olive oil until transulcent adding a little water from time to time to prevent the onion from drying out and burning. After about five minutes add the chicken pieces, salt and a large teaspoon of paella mix. Fry the chicken until the outside begins to brown.

Looking good and should smell delicious but we're not there yet. Slice and dice the green pepper and add this to the pan along with the crushed and finely chopped garlic. Fry for a minute and then add the chicken stock. Bring this to the boil and then add the peas.

For the rice quantities I usual allow two handfuls per person and then two for the pot. Some may not agree with this in fact I've heard so many different ideas on how to cook rice that I've lost count of them all. Frankly though, I don't give a chuff. This works for me but if you prefer to work out the quanities your own way then this is also fine. Add the rice and let the dish cook for 15 to 20 minutes adding a little water from time to time if neccessary.

Now its time to add the calamare and mussles.

Firstly the mussels should be cleaned with the beards removed. If you have not used mussels before you will find that they have something which resembles hair that they use to attach themselves to rocks etc... Be firm and give it the American treatment (give it a yank) and the hair will come off.

The mussles should all be closed. Any that are open before cooking should be discarded. Place the mussels in the pan and let the boiling liquid and steam do their work. You should find that after a few minutes the mussels will open up. Any that don't open with cooking should be discarded (they're bad).

Leave the dish to cook for a few minutes until everything is thoroughly hot throughout. At this point I like to remove the mussels and de-shell them prior to putting them back in the dish. This is up to you if you want to do this or if you prefer to leave them in their shells for your guests to extract.

Serve the paella in generous portions with fresh bread, olive oil and olives. Fantastic.

As mention at the begining, I attempted this with some Spanish and Gibraltarian dinner guests and to my surprise they loved it.

...and we're back.

Yes indeed after a prolonged absence due to work, exams, foreign travel and other assorted excuses the blogging resumes.

Way back in the summer I promised an Italian feast. This was somewhat hampered by the fact that Louise threw my home cured olives away by mistake however I am about to make good on my promise starting right now. Yes you read correctly. I am in the kitchen as I write surrounded by fresh ingredients and with a tight deadline. Guests arrive at 6:30 for 7 so here goes.

I'll be posting live updates on Twitter so keep following.

Steve

Casino Chicken

A few of us were chatting at work about quick and easy things to cook when you either don't have much time or the inclination. The following was mentioned. Apparently this is an old Gibraltar recipe.

All you need is;
Chicked breast or pieces;
Two cans of condensed chicken soup;
Curry powder; and
Boiled rice.

So you begin by frying the chicken in oil.

When the chicken is sufficiently cooked add the tins of condensed soup as they are. Don't add water. Then add a generous table spoon of curry powder and stir thoroughly.

Yes I know it looks like something that's first passed through the cat's digestive system but stay with me. It will be worth it.

Continue to cook the mixture stiring regulary until the sauce is hot throughout and then serve on a bed of boiled rice.

And there you have it. It's very similar to Coronation Chicken only it's not. Its Casino Chicken.

By the way, if you're wondering why the rice is yellow I always add a little saffron and turmeric to make it more colourful.

I hope you try it and like it. Let me know (that's what the comments are for).

Steve

We interrupt this blog for a public service announcement

If you live or work in Gibraltar please help find a missing dog named George. He went missing a week ago and was last seen in the town area! He is chipped!

If you see George or can help locate him please let me know and I'll pass the information to his owner.

Thanks for helping

Steve

...on a Harley!

Casemates square in Gibraltar filled with hundreds of Harley Davidsons and other bikes of various shapes and colours today for the annual meet of the Gibraltar Harley Davidson Club. Seeing as one of my great passions (next to stuffing myself with food) is biking, yours truly was there with Louise and Bronte in tow.

Here are some photos of the owners bikes on display.

 

 

 

 

 

The detailing on this one was worth closer inspection.

The classic V-rod; but where's Britney?

 

Ok. Back to cooking for the next one... promise.

Steve

A brief note on Spain

As the more observant of you may have noticed, it has been close to a month since my last post. The reason for this is due to a minor change in our living arrangements, namely a relocation. Before going into the whys and wherefore's (or whatevers) one needs to take into consideration the current economic situation in Spain and in particular our little corner.

The campo (countryside) long the coast from Marbella down to Sotogrande has been desecrated by over development. Greedy developers have built scores of Urbanisations and apartment blocks all along the coast totalling thousands of houses, flats and apartments for which in the current climate there are no buyers. There is estimated to be around 120,000 empty properties in Andalucia. This situation has been compounded by the number of expatriates who, due to the fall of the pound against the Euro have found that their incomes, pensions, savings etc... are no longer sufficient to cover mortgages and living expenses. It is also noteworthy that property prices in Spain have been grossly inflated beyond what the properties are worth.

Since the 'global financial meltdown' property prices have now fallen to more realistic levels which has resulted in property owners having mortgages in negative equity. Mix this with the fall in value of the pound and you can understand why expats are simply handing their house keys back to the banks and moving back to their home countries.

This now brings us back to our current situation. We rented a property on an urbanisation (urbanisacion) in the campo. Our landlord owned five such properties he'd brought off plan for investment purposes at inflated prices. He has since decided not to pay the mortgage for the properties with the result that the banks have re-possessed them and evicted the tenants including us. Fortunately for us we have dropped on a new place and moved in a couple of weeks ago. As you can imagine things have been hectic and its taken a while to get t'internet back up and running but here we are again.

You will be pleased to learn that the olives survived the move and are well. The Italian feast will follow before too long. Please keep popping by.


Oh by the way if you do have some spare cash to invest, re-possessed Spanish property could now be a good buy. Prices have really dropped. There are rumors of two for one sales at property auctions and although Spain's economy is yet to see its worse (likely to have similar problems to Greece) eventually things will come round. Historically these things work in cycles. Boom, bust then boom again.

Sorry for such a serious post but then we did advertise a site with a bit of everything. Next one will be a bit more lighthearted. I might even throw in a few jokes about rudely shaped vegetables... ooh err misses.

Steve

Doctor, doctor! Can you cure my olive?

We went for a hike about a couple of weeks ago with some friends through a forest in the mountains just off the road from Marbella to the town of Coin. The weather was fantastic which after the rain fall Spain and in fact the rest of the Iberian peninsular has sufferred recently was very welcome. The walk was very relaxing and led to a viewing point on the edge of a cliff with most of the Costa Del Sol spread out before us. From this point Marbella lay in front of us with views of the coast up to Malaga in one direction while in the other direction we could just make out the shape of Gibraltar in the distance. From this point it is also possible, on a clear day of course to see the coast of Africa just across the Med'. During the walk back to where we had parked our cars we passed through some olive groves and while most of the trees were bare, my daughter noticed a few which still had some olives on the branches. Being quite fond of olives we decided to pick a few but were warned by our companions not to eat them straight from the tree as they are far too bitter. Aparently, olives need to be cured first and hence the title of this post.

How do you cure olives? well after a bit of research, it appears that one way is to soak them in brine (water with a high consentration of salt) for about six weeks before trying them. Now I love experimenting with things; always have. I'm still amazed that the family home was not burned to the ground with some of the wilder experiments I attempted with my chemistry set as a young teenager. By comparison, curing olives is safe and non-incendary.

The photo that follows shows a small test group of olives which have been in salt water for a week now. The water has to be changed weekly and in fact was done just prior to the photograph being taken. Water from the first week had actually turned a dark red colour.

The idea is that after the six weeks, I will cook an Italian feast with the olives being a part of the ingredients. Look out for that blog next month. In the meantime you can find a weekly update on the olives right here.

Steve